EXAMPLES:
  • If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.
  • A bird dog could be called a point setter.
  • James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.
    • These aren't easy! So put your brain into a mode to remember every really bad holiday-related pun you've ever heard or can think of - it might be here! LOL

    1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____ _____.
    2. In Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol", Scrooge was visited by the ghost of _____ _____.
    3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____ _____.
    4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____, _____, _____
    5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters? ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. _____, _____
    6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing on _____ _____.
    7. A holy man bereft of change could be called _____ _____.
    8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____ _____.
    9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a _____ _____.
    10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get _____ _____.
    11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called _____ _____.
    12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a _____.
    13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as _____ _____.
    14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas? _____ _____.